Over 102979

Under Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.96/5

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Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck

FINALLY - A book about understanding women

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Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. Damn English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's

MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!

DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?

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Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man

KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?

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Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups

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Rating: 4.44/5

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Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I assure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?

FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!

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Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


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Rating: 4.63/5

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dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloodsucking vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.



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Rating: 4.1/5

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Thedewd - October 25, 2017, 3:19 am
This is "man" and "woman" through the eyes of an engineer.
Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:30 pm

tru dat but i do love to push buttons


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Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog

THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men

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Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.

SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.

clearance -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 4, 2016, 6:05 pm
Love it!
mizzdizz - April 4, 2016, 9:14 am
Good 1, Sanity! I made an entirely different poster with this pic awhile back. Its too good of a pic to pass up. LUV this! ^!!!!!!
concern3 - April 4, 2016, 4:00 am
very funny, UP yours
SanityFree - April 4, 2016, 12:40 am
lgvernon - April 3, 2016, 11:34 pm

Ha! Outstanding!

UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates

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Rating: 3.89/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

FRENCH KISS - Autralian do it better

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Rating: 4.42/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 6:23 am
She was my pet. :D but then she died.. :( haha oh well.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:18 pm
plutôt bonsoir ! I'm not living there at the present time, but it sure is a nice place to stay. you had a duck ??? what were you doing with a duck ?
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 9:07 pm
Aww. Gosh, i would give anything to live in france! Im in french class right now! Bonjour! xD haha (i had a duck named Susie Q before.)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'm french, but I like it better the australian way lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:59 pm
Idk.. the french are preaty romantic. ;) jk 5l



CHEETARA - God, how I love catgirls!


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Rating: 2.27/5

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[email protected] - November 28, 2009, 1:26 am
But what do i do with the rolled up pair of sox then.

WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.

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Rating: 4.74/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol



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Rating: 4.21/5

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Rating: 3.62/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L

POLICE BLOODHOUNDS - They don't mind sniffing each other's butts But even they have their limits...

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Rating: 1.93/5

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agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
Reference the classic: Do not want!

Overworked -

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Rating: 4.29/5

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MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

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Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am


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Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail

I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...

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Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


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Rating: 3/5

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Dylan - May 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
I wouldn't.
Fredric T - January 26, 2009, 9:17 am
Id pay to see that one

LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!

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Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:10 am
k i laughed cause i just watched that movie. but still not a good poster
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:20 am
Just because you figured out how to make posters does NOT mean you should.

LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood

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Rating: 3.21/5

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SUCK DAMN IT - Blow is just a figure of speech!

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Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 10, 2012, 1:44 am
lol...good one

THUNDER HO - Cheetara..Speed, Agility, and one long stick..no wonder she the HOE

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Rating: 2/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:26 am
If you think chicks are known for their long rods, you need to go back to health class. Elementary school health class.
Sho - July 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
I don't get it


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Rating: 4.93/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:23 am
Perfect! 5L


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Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:21 pm
easy up there getreal, no need for that kind of behavior. You sound like you need a hug.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:19 pm
if your retarded ass needed to put a comment to this, then go back to sundayschool.
pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 2:02 am
chompers is legit isn't he
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
My eyes see free hugs, my heart says there's a van down there.

THUNDERSTORMS - How can so beautiful be so scary? I say that about my wife everyday.

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Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - April 20, 2010, 9:49 pm
Static cling, there, Cubby? Hey, it nearly ended my relationship ... then something else did first: my incessant philandering ... with post-op trannies. Seems my then wife also subscribed to the view: "close enough."


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Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L

UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.


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Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough

CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.

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Rating: 2.55/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.

THUNDERCATS HO! - Pussy galore!


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Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your vagina, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. Sexy, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Instapost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.

COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood

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Rating: 4.64/5

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I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.

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Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)

LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.


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Rating: 4.44/5

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ThatGuy - October 21, 2010, 1:48 pm
Derek - October 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

WRESTLING - It's not for everyone...

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Rating: 3.11/5

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LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 12:32 am
Soredickio7 you really don't want to start that again do you? In this battle of wits you are totally unarmed...now go hug your gay friend Paul good night.
Scorpio7 - December 19, 2008, 6:14 pm
As far as I can tell, the upside down dude is facing the wrong direction, if it is his intention to give his opponent a blowjob (or so I've been told, by LogicDude).
Dustin Marthington - August 12, 2008, 1:13 pm
and all over the titan-tron too!

THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it

MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR - Repels bullets, knives, and most importantly, logic.

BIKINIS - Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These men need to learn that ignorance is bliss.

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Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:29 am

K-9 NARCS - I swear, Officer, that weed's not mine! The bitch set me up! (It's always the ones you least suspect.)

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Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - September 1, 2009, 4:29 am
Some nice looking buds he's got there!
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 10:52 am
best retriever EVER!

BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.

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Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.

PARENTING SKILLS - Rerun has always believed in being flexible

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Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:45 pm
Capt. Morgan's Spellbinding Elixer works as well.
rerun - July 27, 2010, 8:09 pm

Mr. Jim may very well be the reason I am a dad today....very nice
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
love it 5l's
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 8:05 pm
Nice one Air.

THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.

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Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am

CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork

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Rating: 3.81/5

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SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.

MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"

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Rating: 2.13/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible

TOO EARLY??? - After all, it's only 4:30

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Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 6:47 am
That my favorite variety pack. I especially like Chocolate Bock and the coffee flavored Black & Brew (made with 1.5 pounds of Sumatran coffee beans per barrel)
gas - December 13, 2011, 3:23 am

women's underwear -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.

Underdog -


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Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last photo... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


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gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh

She is... -

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


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Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.

MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs

WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


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maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!

stand alone -

underwear -


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Budog - March 16, 2012, 12:54 am
LMAO Remember it is a kilt, it is only a skirt if you wear underwear. Regimental all the way!
colombiandime24 - March 16, 2012, 12:34 am
WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom ...an...d her
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 7:30 pm
( ^_^) (^-^ ) Bwaha ha ha!!! You will honestly be surprised how many times my mates & I did this across the field on Sports Days. . . Ahh, the Good Memories XD !!!


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SteveFurlong - June 17, 2012, 1:42 pm
If you make me puke, I'm coming over there to kick your a5s.
mariand - June 17, 2012, 1:35 pm


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Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


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ACID TRIPS - Sometimes Nature joins the party and brings the light show.

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Derek - April 19, 2010, 1:24 am
Great photo

WANTA TIE ME UP - with one of your ties Ty?

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I love this one. Strong message. I remember watching the Thunderbirds since they were in T-38's.

MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.


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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy shit!

CHEETARA - Thundercats - Heralds of the Furry Uprising

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:52 am
My first tacky "pussy" puns.
loustertherooster - February 12, 2011, 7:07 am
my 1st real love

COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.

LOOK! - it says anus pounder ha ha somebodies in trouble

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Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:20 pm
wow - I am amazed
forseti - February 24, 2012, 2:05 pm
your mind is in trouble...

I no longer care for normality -

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Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!

Ain't That Cute? -

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


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rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:50 pm

Great, I am killing Nazis
motinet - September 23, 2011, 4:30 pm

Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:20 am
Can't tell if dressed to the nines or neins to the dress


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Thunder -

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Pagong - August 2, 2013, 12:53 am
Thanks, y'all. Fortunately, is not really my own experience. Unfortunately, saw a similar incident recently on the news.
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:03 am
Dang, turtle, izzat real? Greeny, you may be as sick as I am…maybe.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:47 am

5tunning 5eries of po5ter5. excellent dude!
Greeny - August 1, 2013, 7:26 am
Dads & barbeque go together


UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.

MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall

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I SWEAR - She said don't stop! I'll never understand women.

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
The bitch was a Grammar Nazi who couldn't get it right Your Honor, I swear...
MissPriss - June 11, 2012, 8:32 pm
Well I think it has something to do with guys believing ignorance is bliss (teehee). Thanks for the posts folks!
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
Yeah... you missed the comma between don't and stop...lol
Sho - June 11, 2012, 6:34 pm
What a simple comma can do. 4L

FAILURE - Not only did you botch your mission, but you will now forever be known as the "Underwear Bomber".

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forseti - February 16, 2012, 10:04 am
if wiki is correct, he dreamed about gettin' laid all the time and blasted away his balls while trying to die for his god... Think about this, dude: Perhaps your God don't want you to kill people and hates you!?!